A meme about Him

This meme is from DelFonte at A place of Fancies. Lets hope this girl has got it right.

1  He’s sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?


Cricket. Sadly He won’t be happy since the people on TV are being completely stupid, and don’t understand the real people who watch cricket and are generally pretty uneducated.


2  You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?

A simple french dressing would be great. 


3  The most striking thing about his physical appearance?


Since He isn’t tall, and has no overtly striking features it has to be His cock. Oh yes ladies, it is a force to be reckoned with!


4  You go out to eat and have a drink; what does he order?


If it is a pub, then beer, proper real  beer and if a restaurant, then usually red wine.


5  Where did he go to high school?
A posh place where really clever people go. I doubt they even knew how clever He really was.

6  What size shoes does he wear?

9,  i think 


7  If he were to collect anything, what would it be?


This is for real, He collects books and CDs, but this is not for the sake of collecting but because He needs those things.


8  What is his favourite type of sandwich?


Cheese and pickle i would imagine


9  What would he eat every day if he could?


Probably ice cream or trifle


10  What is his favourite cereal?


Nope, He is no cereal man. He is a man for lunch and dinner.


11  What would he never wear?


Shorts


12  What is his favourite sports team?


A cricket team, but right now, sadly, since they play terribly and have a terrible captain (in His view), this is not England. But in the future it will be.


13  Who did he vote for in the last presidential election?


He is not American so didn’t vote in that election.

14  Who is his best friend?


This girl is His best friend and He is hers.


15  What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn’t do?


Say bratty stuff. At the same time He loves that this girl speaks her mind.


16  What is his heritage?


He is English and there is no more to be said.


17  You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind?


He would be happy with any cake but it needs to be accompanied with ice cream.


18  Did he play sports in high school?


Yep, cricket


19  What could he spend hours doing?


Watching cricket, listening to music, reading or generally researching things


20  What is one unique talent he has?


He knows more than a human should ever really know.